phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

the-problematic-sapiosexual:

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

I read that as goats

  • bae: come over no ones home
  • me: what games do u have
  • "Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

    mysharona1987:

    "Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

    "Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

    "Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

    "Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

    Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

    sabrinagrimm:

    *devil appears on your shoulder* hey man….why even bother with lineart….just clean up the sketch….no one has to know…..

    kaehzar:

    hello yes I’m a writer my daily activities include not writing

    Anonymous asked:
    u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

    potatopotatocos:

    bottomupcas:

    hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

    and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

    i’m fat.

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    i always have a double chin.

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    i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

    and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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    i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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    i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

    also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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    i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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    my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

    so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

    which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

    TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

    that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

    you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

    your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

    you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

    your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

    TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

    thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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    She’s plenty pretty, goddamnit.

    paradisdesbilles:

    do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”

    annoyeed:

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.


😭 omG