elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

owlmylove:


gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:



i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.
gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean